Conversation 1
Jac says: God. what the hell ever happened to us? we used to be in love. =[
Gabe says: Yeah, I used to like blondes then.
Jac says: so remember that time when you were within 15 minutes of me but decided you were too cool to hang out with me?
Gabe says: I'm still too cool hang out with you. :L
Jac says: you are by far the wierdest kid i've ever met BUTTHEAD!!
Gabe says: I'm a busy man and oh so the famous one.
Jac says: yeah obviously. someone is too preoccupied with their "team" and "science" and other "bullshit" like that. whatever, gabe. whatever. it hurts...right here (i'm pointing to my heart, not my boobs)
Gabe says: Sorry I forgot about you. I was IMing someone else on MSN. Show me your boobs. So I can decide whose boobs are better, hers or yours. But yours are smaller, so you have no chance. haha
Jac says: twist the plot you motherfuck. think about it.
Gabe says: I see. So you're still a virgin...
Jac says: I FUCKING HATE YOU ASIAN!!!
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Conversation 2
E-Marshall says: mr.g how are you i was sitting here naked and grabing my schlong and somehow i thought of you.weird......anyways tap dat pussy she's a modafucka...come partay with us we have a new crack bong its mind boggling...
Gabe says: Well, then how are those wet dreams coming along?
E-Marshall says: no telling dood. come testify ehuhehe i want to get krunk with you. we should set up parties!
Gabe says: Hello, I've moved to Turkey!!!!
E-Marshall says: true.. true.. so if you could take the time to hit the fine wine would you?
Gabe says: Whut?! o_O'
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Conversation 3
Suave Pants says: Yo Grizzle! Hows it hanging bro? We should make love again or wait ummmmm........ Anyway hit me up sometime. much love
Gabe says: I'd think "wrong convo" but Grizzle would be me...
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Conversation 4
JayAre says: hey need a guitar tech or anything for the next tour???...dont worry im only semi-serious!
Gabe says: We split up in 2008? Remember? -.-
JayAre says: oyea sorry, I were the bassist, weren't i?!
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Conversation 5
Leerizzle says: You ain't home hommie. Where are youh?
Gabe says: At work.
Leerizzle says: At 7 PM on the day off?
Gabe says: Yeah, thought it would be less boring than watching you cybersex with some cyber slut.
Leerizzle says: Traitor mother fucker...god damn...dont come home pussy...
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Conversation 6
The Klyde says: HAHA. Did you frost your hair? That is so...faggish. You better believe I like it.
Gabe says: Slizzut.